HUSBAND FOR SALE - Height: 6ft. Will do
anything. Use as car wash, waste disposal,
etc. Great in bed.
While stocks last.
I wrote this for one of my uni modules. One of my favourites and the only one I can still remember the whole way through though I did have a spot of bother tonight :P Wait, this morning? XD
Anyhow, it's actually a commentary on relationships. See, I'm of the cynical but realistic opinion that the only reason people commit to relationships - when it's quite clear we're biologically not cut out for long-term stuff - is because we want a servant. Females are just as guilty as males, in their own way. Sometimes I see more romance in it, but at its base level I think that's what marriage is all about. So yeah.